That title is a lie.
I'm starting to think that maybe I'm not the person to be giving this advice.
Here's the thing:
My work schedule is something like "10 weeks on, 4 weeks off". That means I have an entire month of hiatus, and you can imagine how insanely productive that allows me to be, as far as fiction is concerned. In case you can't imagine, let me clear things up: on a scale of 1-10, 1 being "laser-powered sloth" and 10 being "really productive", I'm a -5.
I try. Oh, Lord, how I try. But the problem is, there is so much to do, to catch up on. Like quilting, and buying fabric. And walking my dog, and coming home to quilt, and then going to the store to buy fabric.
I have come to realize that I will do anything, as long as I think it's my idea. (Note to friends: feel free to use this to manipulate me into doing your bidding.) Writing while on hiatus is such an obvious use of my time that it's clear the universe has arranged my schedule with boundless productivity in mind. But Katie doesn't want the universe making plans for her. Katie wants to shape her own destiny.
So she quilts. She gets a little antsy, thinking of the writing she should be doing (why did I switch to third person? oh well, too late), and she frets a little and then naps with her dog.
And then, before I know it (yes, I am taking back control of the narrative), the four weeks are up and it's time to go back to work.
And that, my friends, is when I start writing again.
So, back on the subject of my weekend writing retreat, aside from the few hours of work I did yesterday, the only way it could really be considered a retreat is that I am retreating from my responsibilities as a writer. And you can't blame me, I have been very busy. I have been:
* Protecting my dog from Angus, the Staffordshire Bull Terrier who loves him... too much
* Making drinks for others (and maybe myself)
* Drinking things others have made for me
* Plotting a trip to Ireland
* Reading
It has been a lovely weekend, and I did get a little accomplished, but this was not the buckle-down and git-r-done session I had in mind. Instead, it has just been fun. So fun, in fact, that my husband wants to stay another night and drive back tomorrow morning.
But this is clearly impossible...
Because I
need my mornings at home.
That's when I write.
Labels: excuses, life