Not a rocket scientist, other news.

If you should find yourself halfway through eating a turkey burger and you should pause and think, "Gee, I'm so full already, I should just stop now!"...

Stop. Stop right at that moment.

Do not finish the burger.
Do not eat more french fries, especially in that horrible way that involves grabbing multiple fries at once, because heaven knows the container might implode before you have time to eat them all, so better hurry it up.
Do not do these things.
I beg you.

If time travel becomes possible, I would like Future Katie to print this out, then go back to 1:42 p.m. and hand it to Past Katie.

In other news...

* Someone is discussing politics, really loud, in the office. Boo, hiss.

* We are down to minor tweaks on TGLL. It will, God willing, go to copyedits early next week. I hope the copyeditors notice that when I saw their notes on the old pre-Delightful Editor version, I tried to pay attention to the things they changed and change them all myself. I hope they are like, "OMG! Squee! Someone knows how to use em-dashes!" Also on this subject, it is amazing how editors have the ability to switch minor things around in a way that would make a fireworks-watching crowd go, "Ooooooh... Ahhhhhh."

* It seems like 2008 is off to a good start for many people. I think this is going to be a big year. I hope everyone is enjoying it so far. I have big plans. I'm going to sew some cool stuff and try to write another book or something. I also want to stop eating turkeyburgers by the bushel. Also, a website redesign looms.

* For those of you interested in spinning Scrabble boards

Okay, I'm actually at work trying to bust through the dog show. But I had to share these important facts.